I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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