We're like a lot better than the average bears
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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