Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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