If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We got so high we made milksteak
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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