There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Holy sore nipples Batman
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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