I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
