You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
