My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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