Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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