Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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