She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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