My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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