She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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