that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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