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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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