So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
