i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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