awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think my moral compass just broke
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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