Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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