i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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