I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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