whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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