I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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