How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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