Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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