quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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