she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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