No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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