Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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