did you get engaged???
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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