David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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