But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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