i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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