i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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