there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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