Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize