They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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