If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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