She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think your dad took our porno
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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