can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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