Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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