ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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