so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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