I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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