Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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