i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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