Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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