I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think i got beer on your cat.
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