I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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