our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize