How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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