no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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