what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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