I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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