I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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