how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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